STORY:
Really, no story here. Get some chuckle on if you dare!!
E-MAIL:
Sometimes there is fun to BE had when faced with fingers full of keyBoard, a song in my heart and time on my hands. I don't want to Bore you all with rhymes about love, getting old and dust and junk in our trunk, so this is a long way to go for a cheap pun aBout the Beatles, But thats the way my mind goes (and I chuckle to myself or sometimes out loud).
Just think - there are 26 letters to mess with!!! No need for any original ideas for at least a month. I feel a 3-D children's Book coming on, with adult undertones to keep the edge! Only kidding of course, unless Patty, my agent gets a deal for me. Then I'd clean it up a bit.
Love Ya
POEMS:
A “B” Inquiry
06/14/11
Without “B” where would we be?
We couldn’t float well on an _oat,
no flowers or trees with just _ees
or holiday cheer singing Jingle _ells.
Where is comfort in _utton down flannels
and _utton fly jeans are just flappy panels
Only Snuggies could keep us composed
“Look like a clown with your pants on the ground”
wearing _oxer _riefs - good grief!
How could any one sing Happy _irthday
and keep a straight face?
all late wishes cards would chime
“A _elated Happy _irthday to You!”
What a calamity without “B”
Now thats too confusing for old folks like me
content with all twenty-six letters you see
and words with long roots in Latin or Greek
or one of the Euro speaks
So don’t send a text with a__reviations
for two very sound reasons
I don’t have a cell phone and
I just want to Let It “B”
World Without “N”
06/22/11
The most frequently used letter in English is “N”
To write without it would be a mess for sure
All pens would be filled with i_k
to the paper the letters do not stick
how could we cultivate plants to grow gree_?
what might the right fertilizer be if we had to use ma_ure?
traffic would come to a halt I see
no one would know to go on gree_
What does a ka_garoo do without “N”, can it hope to hop?
Can a compass point a sailor to true _orth?
Would you enjoy a play that went on all day
due to a missing final curtai_, without “N”?
And how would we know when to stop a prayer
as we say “World without e_d Ame_” sans an “N” in there
I am a stalwart believer in “N” its so easy
Who wants to be best frie_ds forever? Too greasy!